Cosmic Velociraptor

The end is nigh!

Steps to survive the endtimes:

1. Remove feets

2. Learn to jump 6 feet in the air from standing position

3. Train self to rotate hands 360 degrees

Now to perform the ritual:

1. Stand in the sands of the desert

2. Hold your arms out in front of your body, with the underside of your arms facing the ground and your palms facing the sky

3. Jump 6 feet into the air

You will arrive in the underworld to be greeted by Anubis and Hades, who will reward your actions. Your ears will grow long, pointed and elegant, your spine will develop further into a fur covered tail, your legs will become like that of a wolf's, and wings will sprout from your back.

The Sun god will burn hot, the sands of the desert will become flame, the ocean will swallow all but mountains. Only those who have completed the ritual shall fear not.

He with the head of a jackal will peer into your soul...