jk6rt

jk6rt, (pronounced J-Skrrt) was originally a failed science experiment in Utah, when he suddenly broke loose from the facilities and escaped to a Honda Civic. (Pictured below) jk6rt is known for his creation of the Costco Executive Membership Card, whom he invented back in 1999 with the help of Gabe Newell’s (See below) secret Costco business. When GabeN’s secret business vanished, jk6rt tried to salvage it in 2008 but Jeff Winger simply punched him. (Shown here) In retaliation, jk6rt called upon Alan Conner and by being “rad” as Conner put it, they managed to weed-out the fact that Winger had faked his Bachelor’s Degree. Winger subsequently was forced to attend a shoddy college, whilst jk6rt spent his fortunes on cases from the popular Valve title “Counter-Strike: Global Offensive”. jk6rt ended up losing all his money via gambling, (of course) as GabeN showed up and revealed that CS:GO was his lesson to teach jk6rt to let go of the past and move on. jk6rt now owns a 0 sub YT channel.