VALKYRIE ☆ 420

☆ Smug Prick ☆

☆ Podgy Stoner ☆

☆ Dipshit Weirdo ☆

☆ Agent of Change ☆

☆ Sovereign Nation ☆

☆ Chooser of the Slain ☆

☆ The Patron Saint of Proof ☆

☆ Swamp Hag of Starry Wisdom ☆

☆ Brave Soldier in the Internet Blood Wars ☆

Consistency is not my forte.

Subjects & scheduling changes will be frequent.

You have been warned.

I have the worst SEO.

I'm here to drop the pretense like it's the mic.

I make art and I make enemies.

I'm boring & annoying.

I sometimes have opinions, sometimes make art things, sometimes I just vibe.

My apologies if it's not your jive.

Only misanthropes fear misfortune.

TESTIMONIALS:

"Reality Splash Attack!" - Kaily

"She's weird and speaks in Old English." - Brianna

"Wow, she sounds sooo much like Darlene from Roseanne it's uncanny." - Tansy

"You maintained your diffy composure like Dunk." - SpaghettiModel

"This sucks and so does your channel and everything that comes out of your mouth." - Hekate's Daughter

alt: @itsVALKYRIE420