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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the Jameson Empire Awards Done in 60 Seconds competition, where we ask you, to recreate classic movies in no more than 60 seconds. Yes, you must take a piece of cinematic genius (or not-so-genius if you prefer), distil it to its very essence and cram it all into a timeframe shorter than the life expectancy of the comedy sidekick in a slasher movie. After all, 90% of most movies is just time-wasting anyway. There are easily enough seconds in a minute to defeat the bad guy, get the girl and ride off into the sunset.