Noodlecrime

I post videos of semi-competent gameplay, questionable decisions, and the occasional accidental brilliance. Kids, teens, and confused adults are all welcome. There’s very little profanity, so grandma can enjoy it too! Bring grandpa as well!

Subscribe and join the journey — not because I’m good, but because you feel kinda sorry for me.

Watch the whole video for a complete dopamine detox, as the low quality slowly drains your happiness and sanity. Enjoy the frustration, like the beautiful sadists we are. And help me confuse the YouTube algorithm by sharing my videos!