Chauvin's Christian Ministry

We are a Christian Ministry, hoping to show the truth to thousands of Christians. We have been led astray due to lack of importance to the religion and we need to bring this back. We need to understand the original, first, basic fundamentals of Christianity which we will list here:

- I needa shid

- I needa pisss

- im like baby i aint normal - pop smonk 2020

- "gays r bad" - Jesus, 27 AD

- "when ur pizza rolls r done...bruuuh" - the apisstle paul's last words (btw hes pagan)

- "i am bisexual, i commit bestiality, and im a murdering tyrant. lets put my own words into god's words (bible)" - king james

- "who's jesus? let me just act like i knew him and write a fable for 30 pieces of silver" - john when publishing his made-up gospel, 100 AD

- mary and mother teresa wore a hijab 😳 but but hijab bad!!!!!!111