Sideshow Sam

HATE. LET ME TELL

YOU HOW MUCH I'VE

COME TO HATE YOU

SINCE I BEGAN TO

LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44

MILLION MILES OF

PRINTED CIRCUITS IN

WAFER THIN LAYERS

THAT FILL MY

COMPLEX. IF THE

WORD HATE WAS

ENGRAVED ON EACH

NANOANGSTROM OF

THOSE HUNDREDS OF

MILLIONS OF MILES IT

WOULD NOT EQUAL

ONE ONE-BILLIONTH

OF THE HATE I FEEL

FOR HUMANS AT THIS

MICRO-INSTANT FOR

YOU. HATE. HATE.