LadyLuria

Quotes to Remember:

Don't make me call out the FLYING MONKEYS!!

If you can't take the HEAT don't tickle the DRAGON

MERLIN'S BEARD!! A TALKING OWL!!

I do hope you realize what an idiot you are before you screw this up more than absolutely necassary

Nobody's perfect, but I'm pretty damn close.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people... but the gun helps.

Ah, I see the screw-up fairy has been here ...again.

Some rise by sin... and some by virtue fall.

Eternity lies in the sunrise

This above all: to thine own self be true.

Ghost hunter says: AAAAHHH!!! A SPIDER!!

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I would live 'till I were married!

How ironic is it that blind fish have two I's and yet none at all?

Lift up your eyes and look at the cloud and the light within it and the stars surrounding it. The star that leads the way is your star.

If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid.

Wait a minute, I'm about to be brilliant!

When I woke up, I was in the morgue, and that's about enough to ruin anyone's day.

We build walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

Don't worry, Dad, no one will find out until a transvestite points it out in New York.

There's "out," and there's "OUT"

Life isn't about arriving gracefully at the grave in a well preserved body, but skidding in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy Shit! What a ride!"

If you weren't prepared for any possible outcome, you should never have pulled the trigger.

Bigotry and hypocrisy, ah, the wonders of humanity!

Some people feel that they don't deserve love. They are total morons.

That's not a cat. It's a lion.

What does it say about you when people you know start spiking your drinks with holy water?

6 p.m. 21, May: Well, I know I haven't ascended, since you're still here.

Die, Auntie Mab? That is the last thing I should do.

Those who kill, should in their turn be

prepared to be killed.

I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd invade.

You wretched, mythological, MORON.

Frankly, they're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

I'll make sure he gets it back. Or gets it in the back, as the case may be.

You call me ungodly, but I have more gods than you do. If anything, I'm overgodly.

Whoever fights monsters should take care not to become one.

Once tempus has fugited, it cannot be regained.

Those in the audience with a weak consti