Skratch Paine

Greetings & Welcome

Broadcasting from beautiful Skratch Media Headquarters (SMH), I share with you

The Quasi-Dimensional Adventures of Skratch Paine.

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Yes, future friends, I cannot stand idly by and turn a blind eye to the plight of the upstanding non-player characters across the Quasi-Verse... #NPCs4Peace!! To paraphrase Edmund Burke: All that's necessary for evil to win is for good folks to do nothin'! Join me, good people, and observe as our intrepid and fearless heroes cross countless platforms to follow me into battle against the forces of evil!

Whether you are mesmerized by my incredibly adequate gameplay, enthralled by my impressively quaint technical prowess or dazzled by my witty banter, I appreciate your support as you follow my heroic journeys.

Sincerely,

Skratch