PhatGomeB0ss

(Former) ULTRAKILL Shitposter. Retired and divorced in 2023. I took it pretty hard. Here I was, in 2019. I had just met the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life! Of course, I asked her out on a date, and soon after things took off, we got married in 2020, had 5 children (3 rambunctious boys and 2 beautiful daughters) and everything was all hunky-dory. Until my wife found my secret stash of ULTRAKILL P*rnography. That was the last straw for her, as I was already coming home drunk near midnight almost every day after a night of drinking with the boys. And there was also the cheating incident. It's just that.... Ever since we had kids, we weren't really "Doin" it anymore, just me and wife. So maybe I found another woman on the side and slept with her a few times. It wasn't a big deal, and hey, It's in the past now. I'm over it. Anyway after she found the ULTRAKILL P*rnography we divorced soon after. The kids never liked me much anyway. So yeah. I'm done.